Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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