So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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