I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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