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say what?
wanna hang out?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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