Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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