The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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