walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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