The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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