All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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