The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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