dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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