Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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