About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
