Me too!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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