Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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