I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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