pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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