I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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