So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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