After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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