I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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