ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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