some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
