And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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