He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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