can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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