So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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