have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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