Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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