we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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