i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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