Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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