How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Im part way to drunk.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
