Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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