question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Never let your siblings swipe right.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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