Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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