We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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