So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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