He is an equal opportunity slut.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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