He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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