so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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