out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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