Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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