dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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