OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
