this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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