Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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