Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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