I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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