We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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