i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Houston, we have a blender
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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