the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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